Sayings and quotes
Enjoy your reading, fuckface,
- Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink
She was a beauty in her youth a fact which she alone remembers.
Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it.
Moving on is simple, it's what you leave behind that makes it so difficult.
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
It's good to be clever, but not to show it.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine...
No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won't make you cry.
Flirtation: attention without intention.
A goal without a plan is just a wish.
A goal properly set is halfway reached.
Everyday is a gift, thats why they call it the present.
Misery is almost always the result of thinking. (haha)
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
